Real men love to love
Real men can braid their nose hairs
Real men don't use the phone
Real men eat black olives
Real men shoot kangaroos in the nude
Real men would love to do Nikki Cox
Real men love to tango
Real men love themselves
Real men shout at passersby
Real men drink Italian vino
Real men are great lovers
Real men take their time in the shower
Real men keep their cars clean
Real men don't use umbrellas
Real men don't wear aprons
Real men talk to themselves
Real men do their own laundry
Real men iron their own shirts
Real men count on one hand